Eh.

Things that are actually okay:

1.) Watching TV alone on a Friday night.

2.) The BBC series "Sherlock" (goddammit, I wish there were more than three episodes) (yes, this may be linked to number 1)

3.) Plex's pizza, if you're hungry enough

4.) Procrastinating on essays, with the right, positive, can-eventually-do attitude

5.) The El ride from Merchandise Mart to Davis while it is sleeting, given the following factors:

• The El is packed and there is literally no room for anyone else to get on
• Everyone just wants to go home
• Everyone has the same, "Oh, FML" look on his or her face
• It is freezing outside
• There is a sense of watery camaraderie, especially with Crocheting Lady, ZZ-Top Homeless Man, and Mr. Yuppie.

6.) Llamas (but we knew this already)

7.) Making double-entendres out of historical events. SEE: Streseman's Salami tactic, any sort of Putsch.

Thank you for your time.