TODAY ALONE I HAVE:
-Banged my head against a cabinet. Twice.
-Bruised my knee
-Sprained my ankle
-Accidentally hit my sister in the face
Obviously my sense of spatial awareness is reliant on my being in the Midwest.
Taking this into account, over the next three months I will probably:
-Break every bone in my body
-Blow up my house
-Inadvertently cause the nuclear holocaust
Keep an eye on the news, folks.
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At least you didn't fall into a ditch.
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