Welcome to spring quarter! It's the quarter when things start looking up, even if shit goes down in a massive way. BECAUSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE. It's warm, birds are singing, the wind off the lake is soothing, not cutting. It's like living in a candyland of fairytales. Marvelous.
THINGS TO PROMISE MYSELF:
1.) Stop biting your fingernails. Woman. You are too old for this shit.
2.) Do your fucking applications. They're piling up. It's getting frightening.
3.) Stop it with the obsession with Robert Downey Jr. and everything that means to you. Nothing is ever going to happen there. That man may be a national treasure, but kid--you've got to pump the brakes!
4.) Spend as much time as possible outside. IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
5.) Get an internship in LA next year.
6.) Become cutthroat and ruthless. Take pirate lessons, if necessary.
7.) Fire a gun at some point in your life. I HAVE to know what that's like.
8.) Also, fire a bow and arrow. Preferably dressed as Maid Marian. (This is a dream that I've had since third grade. Some things just don't change.)
9.) Hold nightly dance parties in your room to bouncy songs. Remember to close the curtains. Chapin has gotten too much of a show already.
That's a good start to the promises, I think.
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I thought you were already ruthless. Also, there's nothing wrong with biting your fingernails. If somebody tells you to not bite your fingernails, you should retaliate by biting THEIR fingernails. That is all I have to say. Adieu.
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